February 2008
24 posts
LOST. new seasons. new questions.
everyone knows that damon lindelof and carleton cuse like to eff with our heads by spurring fifteen questions for every one they answer.
1. Who are the Oceanic Six?
2. Did only three other people make it?
3. If yes, who are they? [Jack, Kate, Hurley, -?-, -?-, -?-]
4. Is Charlie really dead?
5. If he is, did someone in the afterlife shave his head as some sort of eternal hazing ritual?
...
January 2008
20 posts
so what if its been on for three years?
Deal or No Deal has been on for quite some time now, and i’m sure that everyone has taken their shot at parodies. but i’m going to take my shot anyway.
pitch session for deal or no deal spin offs:
Squeal or No Squeal. In a reality show based on the HBO show The Wire, Maryland police officers raid the east side drug slingers to see which one will roll on Prop Joe.
Feel or No Feel. ...
“I do not need to see, but I need a vision.”
– Chris Walla - Field Manual; A Bird is A Song
[proving he can go line for clever line with Gibbard.]
“I started to think that maybe there are times when mystery is more important...”
– JJ Abrams, the video directly underneath this
WatchThe man behind the curtains. Specifically the Lost and Cloverfield curtains.
“While this is the golden age of this kind of reporting and writing, it’s also a...”
– The New Kings of Nonfiction - Ira Glass - Penguin Group (USA)
absinthe makes the heart grow hipper.
cones: isn't there a saying, 'absence makes the heart grow fonder?'
me: i think so.
cones: if there isn't, there should be.
what do you think this is, wordpress?
i was going to do some sort of top seven favorite movies of 007.
and then i thought, “hey, lets spice it up by doing haikus for each movie.”
and then i got a few movies deep before i ran out of gas.
but since i already got these haikus done…
a series of retrospective haikus.
[5-7-5, right?]
once. tiny folk musical
will they won’t they while they sing
true tunes...
“I feel like music has a sublime ability to transcend a lot of the intellectual...”
– jon foreman, random YouTube interview
“My standard for verisimilitude is simple and I came to it when I started to...”
– The Believer - Interview with David Simon
a dick shun.
i’ve heard people say that you can be addicted to anything.
this is a list of things that i wonder if i am addicted to:
- warm soda pop
- the color combination of light blue and brown
- liquids that aren’t water
- wanting an iphone
- new music
- wasting time
- dilapidated cars
- underachieving sports teams
- sleep
- grandiose ideas
- idea napkins
- winking
...
thank you, tilted, rotating earth.
i love doing work on the east coast for people on the west coast. that three hour advance really gives me an edge.
i wake up at noon. in new york i’m a slacker. in los angeles, i’m a normal human being.
the Lord may have had other reasons for tilting the earth on its axis and rotating it around the sun in a certain specific way so as to sustain human life, but i’m...
left deaf.
[life goal 7123] : allow a pair of salon clippers to permanently damage the hearing capabilities in my left ear. say nothing as the man operating them continues to blast mind numbing noise into the right ear. AND THEN BACK INTO THE LEFT.
check.
[notice how i had to yell at the end there. thats because i was left deaf by the end of the entry. so deaf it translated into this beautiful...
im*kward.
me: we should get down and dirty when i get back.
me: i mean.
me: make some videos.
mandrew: huh? dirty videos? *
me: i mean. funny ones. *
mandrew: oh. *
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* denotes dramatized lines. sometimes real life needs a little punch up.
